Gary Busey is a whack-a-doo. I feel bad for Jennifer Garner. Holy Scary Dude, Batman! I don't think that when you are getting ready to talk to Ryan Seacrest, you think to yourself, "Hey, I wish Gary Busey would try to make-out with my neck." Yeah, I seem to doubt that came across her mind. I would imagine something more along the lines of "How can I avoid an uncomfortable, Tara Reid, boob exposing moment?"
Moving on to a very important topic....something greatly anticipated all year long....that annual epic event that inspires mass hysteria across our great land....Even the Presidential Candidates are not exempt from their draw. I am talking, of course, of girl scout cookies. HRC, a former girl scout herself, has been known to nosh. Who and the heck could blame her? They are deliciously teaching life skills to millions of girls across the US. Even though, I did not get to be a girl scout, (My mother REFUSED to be a troupe leader) I am a huge fan of the thin mint, and do not turn my nose to a tag-a-long, or a samosa.
At this point in my pregnancy, I could rip into a box of thin mints with more fervor than Perez Hilton rips into celebrities. (That takes effort.) But, I fear, this would lead to even more excessive amounts of back-fat. Seriously, isn't the baby supposed to grow up front? What's with the muffin pudge? Moreover, how in the sam heck do you rid yourself of it? (Or the rest of the 20lbs I have packed on, for that matter!) I guess I could start with LESS cookie baking. That should help.
As for babies, how is it that a simple, baby swing can bring a grown adult to intermittent fits of rage? Do the employees at Graco sit around their meetings going "How can we drive hormonal, pregnant, women completely mad?" "How much more cryptic can we design these instructions?" The swing itself, it pretty neat. The sweetpeace has tons of functions and even plays your ipod. (Though I think "The Strokes" may be a bit mature. We are going to have to start slowly...."Johnny Cash" and the like.) I just cannot believe how much space one baby can take up. His weight estimate today was just under 7lbs, how is it possible that something that tiny can take up such a huge amount of square footage? It's quite simply amazing.
The whole thing is amazing, really.
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